Stupid things you have heard people say about RO?

[Ahlspiess]

taken from squishy signature. lol

[Descent]

"i play iro u nub i think i wud kno how ro works stupid"

[LiteX]

Just a friendly chat going on with a GM:

1: "hueahuea u cant keel me"
2: "Shut up.  Just because it's been a while since I've GMed, doesn't mean I forgot how to kill you."
1: "lolololololol yeyyyyyyy u r nab GM!1"
2: "@Doom player1"
1: "aaa... hey dude wat u do? my guild is screaming 'WTF!!!!?'"
2: "What?  I only killed you. I only typed"
2: "@Doom player1"
2: "er, @doom player1"
1: "no dude that kills the entire server.  my guild is screaming wtf again and swearing in caps"
2: "... f*** I'm getting a lot of PMs"

I loled quite hard

Funny Accident?

[CookieEater]

Something part stupid, part lol. I was killing Ant Eggs for bottles by planting a pair of Parasites and using /sit. Suddenly a Monk comes by and Asuras one of them:

Monk: wtf no loot
Me: ...yeah, notice that name? That was my summoned plant.
Monk: lol
Me: Now cough up, those things cost me 3k a piece*
[Silence]
Monk: if i giv u money can i kill some more?

(*Bottle vendor sold them for 3k (before Discount))

[lrellok]

(me, trying to describe what i later found out is called a glass cannon)
"A tank is a type of vehicle.  It balances of speed, attack power and armor.  An Assualt tank is a term for a class that focuses on high damage magnification skills, and has no use for things like ASPD."

someone on a forum...
"gunslingers are not on par with hunters, let alone snipers.  the attack power out put may appear higher, but gunslingers lack one very important thing. ELEMENTS!!!"

[A92FL0163]

WATER

[devilsnevercry]

Posts on a servers forums at one time.

PlayerA: How does the game mechanics work for ASPD
PlayerB: Mechanics are the third class of the Blacksmiths/Whitesmiths they get a cool looking gundam armor and can summon turrets
PlayerA: I don't think we are talking about the same thing here.

[FrostFenix]

Long time ago in a server, back in pront looking through colors which a skill reseter/ job changer is close by. (ZZLongRO)
"How do reset skil?"
*Me (an idea that I got from my older brother.)*
"Um well first thing you gotta do is kill 1,000,000 porings. Make sure that you only get the jellopy that drops, loot anything else and the quest is reset. Next you find the poring king, spawns in hidden dungeon level 3. Might take a while but once you find him, then you can kill him, immediately after you get the option to reset skills."

"OOOOOOH OKAY"

4 hours later in pms

"YOU LIED TO ME NUB!"

*Me* "well thats what you get for asking me when the npc is right next to you"

[Scribbles]

I played in a Guild one time and turns out there was a spy in the guild o.0

Spy (In Guild Chat) : "Here Comes the other guild"
Guild Leader : "Ok. All the High Wiz get to the entrance to the Emp Room."
Spy (GC) : "Careful, There are High Wiz at the emp room. There's also some SinX coming your way."

Me to GL (pm) : "I ... Think... He's suppost to be talking to the Other Guild Leader ._."

10 Seconds later he was kicked from the guild and immediately killed ~.~

[LiteX]

I played in a Guild one time and turns out there was a spy in the guild o.0

Spy (In Guild Chat) : "Here Comes the other guild"
Guild Leader : "Ok. All the High Wiz get to the entrance to the Emp Room."
Spy (GC) : "Careful, There are High Wiz at the emp room. There's also some SinX coming your way."

Me to GL (pm) : "I ... Think... He's suppost to be talking to the Other Guild Leader ._."

10 Seconds later he was kicked from the guild and immediately killed ~.~

SPAH SAPPIN' MAH EMP

Dunno if this has been posted before, but if you go to an MvP event on a HR with a big population you WILL see champs/monks using Guillotine Fist on a ghost MvP on purpose

[Orange]

Dunno if this has been posted before, but if you go to an MvP event on a HR with a big population you WILL see champs/monks using Guillotine Fist on a ghost MvP on purpose

I dono if I posted it yet, probably have as it is one of the most awesome things ever...

A: What are you guys killing?
Me(knowing he cant come KS us): Beelze
A: Oh, just a sinx and pally? no champ?
Me: Yeah we got no champ online
A: If I help kill it can I have the variants
Me: No
A: Fine I'm ganna KS it
*logs on champ*
Me: uhh- you cant asura beelze
A: Watch me.

He tried. Twice. Apparently the mobs where interrupting his cast or something.

Sad thing was our party died because we all stopped to screenshot it >:

[A92FL0163]

4 slots on everything is a joke. Ice pick with 2 thana and 2 incantation samurai cards

[Orange]

not RO related but was posted on RO forumz.. good enough >:

my space bar is broken

[LiteX]

not RO related but was posted on RO forumz.. good enough >:

my space bar is broken

He could have copypasted a space...

[CookieEater]

Screen Keyboard?