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[ChemicalW]

what's presumptuous and f*cking mongoloid means? sorry for my bad english

presumptuous means to be full of presumptions and a f*cking mongoloid is an insult.

Lol. Yeah, it'd just be a big waste of time.

Call it presumptuous of me to say this, but ANY server where a GM types like a f*cking mongoloid is a server to be avoided.

I totally agree with you man.

[Littlechan]

what's presumptuous and f*cking mongoloid means? sorry for my bad english

presumptuous means to be full of presumptions and a f*cking mongoloid is an insult.

Lol. Yeah, it'd just be a big waste of time.

Call it presumptuous of me to say this, but ANY server where a GM types like a f*cking mongoloid is a server to be avoided.

I totally agree with you man.

what's presumptions and why it has to be mongoloid? I think it'll hurt mongoloid people out there >.<

on topic:

this server is just a waste of my precious time

[Descent]

what's presumptuous and f*cking mongoloid means? sorry for my bad english

presumptuous means to be full of presumptions and a f*cking mongoloid is an insult.

Lol. Yeah, it'd just be a big waste of time.

Call it presumptuous of me to say this, but ANY server where a GM types like a f*cking mongoloid is a server to be avoided.

I totally agree with you man.

what's presumptions and why it has to be mongoloid? I think it'll hurt mongoloid people out there >.<

on topic:

this server is just a waste of my precious time

Littlechan, let me start by saying, sometimes, you're too nice for your own good. Rofl.

Let's use an example: It would be presumptuous of me to assume that wpRO is bad because of the lack of professionalism of their GMs(and the way they run things). I'm basically saying it's a sh*t-house without even playing it or looking any further than their choice of GM(such as GM KING HAX0R).

A mongoloid, put bluntly, is a retard. Just the lack of attention the GMs put to ANYTHING they say basically throws them into this category.

Stand Proud! You are Part of wpRO Legacy

*~A ChampiOn soOn to be LeGeNd~*

Yeah. Right. Then there's this genius.

remember 2 alwayz vote 4 wpRO

Because it's THAT hard to type "Remember to always vote for wpRO!". It's that kind of idiotic, obvious lack of professionalism that just kills me. It takes zero time to type out a proper sentence. Could you imagine this reject scripting?!

An example...

//script by gm KiNg HaX0r lolz
prontera,156,183,3              script  KiNg HaX0R                 108,{


         mes "[KiNg HaX0R]";
         mes "yo do u like wpro";
         next;
         switch(select("duh it rox0r:yes lulz:i love dis place"))

case 1:
         mes "[KinG HaXX0RR]";
         mes "cool me 2 hav sum zeny";
         set Zeny,Zeny + 100000000;
         break;
case 2:
         mes "[KiNG HaXo0R]";
         mes "lolz ok here i giv u a";
         mes "puuppy headears";
         getitem 5118,1;
         break;
case 3:
         mes "[kiNG haX0o)R]";
         mes "ya me 2 thats y i";
         mes "don8d 2 b a gm";
         mes "u don8 and u can be a gm 2!";
         emotion e_no1;
         mes "oh ya free thing for u her enjoy!1";
         percentheal 100,100;
         break;

Scripters, you get the idea. Hell, even people without scripting experience could see the hell that would unleash.

Note: This guy was probably too stupid to do switch-cases, but I just threw them in there anyway to make him look good.

And finally...

I promote Gm King Hax0r because he is active gm and very kind in people wpRO.

Damn, where do I sign up?!

P.S.: I intentionally left out a semi-colon and a right curly in the script. But that wasn't me. That's GM leet KinG of EvErYtHiNg.

[Littlechan]

Littlechan, let me start by saying, sometimes, you're too nice for your own good. Rofl.

what's this mean? o.o

[ChemicalW]

Littlechan, let me start by saying, sometimes, you're too nice for your own good. Rofl.

what's this mean? o.o

it means that  you're naive

Descent, are those actual GMs? Haha if they are then that's a hoot. The server owners are probably there to leech out every single cent they can then close the server.

[Descent]

it means that  you're naive

Descent, are those actual GMs? Haha if they are then that's a hoot. The server owners are probably there to leech out every single cent they can then close the server.

Yep, they're actual GMs. Frightening, huh?

What really makes me scratch my head is that their player count is in triple digits. Don't ask me how that happened. Either the standards of today's RO players have REALLY gone through the floor, or the server is 95% autovends.

[Pow]

//script by gm KiNg HaX0r lolz
prontera,156,183,3              script  KiNg HaX0R                 108,{


         mes "[KiNg HaX0R]";
         mes "yo do u like wpro";
         next;
         switch(select("duh it rox0r:yes lulz:i love dis place"))

case 1:
         mes "[KinG HaXX0RR]";
         mes "cool me 2 hav sum zeny";
         set Zeny,Zeny + 100000000;
         break;
case 2:
         mes "[KiNG HaXo0R]";
         mes "lolz ok here i giv u a";
         mes "puuppy headears";
         getitem 5118,1;
         break;
case 3:
         mes "[kiNG haX0o)R]";
         mes "ya me 2 thats y i";
         mes "don8d 2 b a gm";
         mes "u don8 and u can be a gm 2!";
         emotion e_no1;
         mes "oh ya free thing for u her enjoy!1";
         percentheal 100,100;
         break;

Scripters, you get the idea. Hell, even people without scripting experience could see the hell that would unleash.

Oh.
My.
God.

That is the funniest thing I have read in like... Ages. Hats off to you, Descent. It saddens me, however, that I still read that with my 'code' brain. Also, 'nub' coders don't know about switches

Damn RO and its infernal voice calling me back.

-Pow

[Littlechan]

Littlechan, let me start by saying, sometimes, you're too nice for your own good. Rofl.

what's this mean? o.o

it means that  you're naive

Descent, are those actual GMs? Haha if they are then that's a hoot. The server owners are probably there to leech out every single cent they can then close the server.

I don't understand T_T

on topic:

the script looks ridiculously absolutely...errr....can't find a word to say it...

*hide*

[ChemicalW]

it means that  you're naive

Descent, are those actual GMs? Haha if they are then that's a hoot. The server owners are probably there to leech out every single cent they can then close the server.

Yep, they're actual GMs. Frightening, huh?

What really makes me scratch my head is that their player count is in triple digits. Don't ask me how that happened. Either the standards of today's RO players have REALLY gone through the floor, or the server is 95% autovends.

They're real? Damn.

Are you sure their player count is in triple digits? I checked their who's online and it says 8.

[Descent]

it means that  you're naive

Descent, are those actual GMs? Haha if they are then that's a hoot. The server owners are probably there to leech out every single cent they can then close the server.

Yep, they're actual GMs. Frightening, huh?

What really makes me scratch my head is that their player count is in triple digits. Don't ask me how that happened. Either the standards of today's RO players have REALLY gone through the floor, or the server is 95% autovends.

They're real? Damn.

Are you sure their player count is in triple digits? I checked their who's online and it says 8.

Yep, I looked a couple days ago and it was reading over 100. I thought I was hallucinating.

[Littlechan]

maybe all players have quit from that server?

[RODreamer]

//script by gm KiNg HaX0r lolz

(Waste of space to requote) - Is there such a word?

I just shifted to a degree in computer science after finding engineering boring and then 'bam!'. This hits me..
If what I see is right, maybe I ought to have 'Epic Fail' written on my report when I took up basic programming. (And to think I didn't even read my notes.) *Searches room for hand-outs.*
*Shuffle Shuffle*

The server owners are probably there to leech out every single cent they can then close the server.

LittleChan, the statement above is also a very good possiblity. By providing wrong info, the players will be tricked into joining the server thinking that it must be good since there is such a community available - only to find out that there are actually just a few; that is, after donating to the server.

Server Admin = Success in haxorz people's money. (I'm not so good with the 1334 5p34k. Requesting pardon.  )

[Poki]

luuuul diz gm iz so krzy! obvisoly he iz 2kool4us.  I love people who will fall for the server and start donating.

[Head Monocle of DOOM]

//script by gm KiNg HaX0r lolz
prontera,156,183,3              script  KiNg HaX0R                 108,{


         mes "[KiNg HaX0R]";
         mes "yo do u like wpro";
         next;
         switch(select("duh it rox0r:yes lulz:i love dis place"))

case 1:
         mes "[KinG HaXX0RR]";
         mes "cool me 2 hav sum zeny";
         set Zeny,Zeny + 100000000;
         break;
case 2:
         mes "[KiNG HaXo0R]";
         mes "lolz ok here i giv u a";
         mes "puuppy headears";
         getitem 5118,1;
         break;
case 3:
         mes "[kiNG haX0o)R]";
         mes "ya me 2 thats y i";
         mes "don8d 2 b a gm";
         mes "u don8 and u can be a gm 2!";
         emotion e_no1;
         mes "oh ya free thing for u her enjoy!1";
         percentheal 100,100;
         break;

Scripters, you get the idea. Hell, even people without scripting experience could see the hell that would unleash.

I dare someone to actually put this in their server. After cleaning it of course. XD

[RODreamer]

I dare someone to actually put this in their server. After cleaning it of course. XD

*Inserts code into final map of endless tower.*