Stupid things you have heard people say about RO?

[Omni]

My friend thought LKs have Reflect Shield, due to a encounter he had with a LK wearing a Valk Mant.

[Freedom]

Player 1: (roaming around PvP room then died)
Player 2:
Player 3: (killed Player 1 and Player 2)

Player 1 and Player 2: (teleported back to PvP Room)

Player 1 and 2: are you a GM?
Player 3: wtf?!

[Tsunami]

I heard this yesterday
Soul linker:ei did u now tat if u did +10 on a weapon ur atk is +10?
Whitesmith:Are you kidding me?
Soul linker:nu. r u a nub? ur a whitesmith and u don't know about tat?
Whitesmith:Oh God.
Lord knight passing by:here take this +10 knife for an example
Soul linker:nuuu this are not true! u hack the game! i report u to gm and tell it 2 forums!
Lord knight:o_O
Me:lolwut?
Soul linker:dun lolwut lolwut me you nub! me level higher than urs! u have aura meaning u r not yet strong and u need aura to be strong
Soul linker:look at me i has nu aura which means i is strong enough to kill you because i don't need aura to be powerful
Me:Oook then. Let's go to pvp
Soul linker:nub
(Short while later)
Soul linker:u c? u have aura which means u are not strong because aura gives you super stats
Me:xD
Whitesmith:Pwned
Lord knight:you just messed with 2 people in a row
Soul linker:shaddup nubs
(Short while later getting ganged by the 3 of us)
Soul linker:waa u 3 r hackers. i report u all muhahaha then i become gm because i do good things
Whitesmith:Like what?
Soul linker: reporting u allllll!!!!!
Me: Ok then report us all, Let's see what will happen
(Today)
He's banned for spamming pms at the gms saying that we're hackers and scamming gms saying make him a gm and he gives them 1000$ donation

[fluidin]

The real question is, why did that LK have a +10 Knife?

[Kurisu]

This happened on a server I used to GM on.

Player: make me a LK
Me: I can't do that. You have to level to get to LK.
Player: ok..where is the leveling npc?
Me: Uh.. o_O;
Me: You have to kill monsters to level.
Player: ok what are monsters? how do i kill them?
Me: o___o;;;

Yes, this actually happened. xD
Also:

Player: What monster drops Tao Gunka card?

Edit: There was more, I forgot to add it. D: There was also another one.

[Omni]

A paladin once asked me at what level does he obtain "Beserk"...

[blast]

The most funny thing was ,when a schoolmate asked me
Can We Play Ragnarok Online?

[Freedom]

that's not funny. 

[Source]

I have always found randoms asking a Wizard for a heal very funny.

[Final]

The most funny thing was ,when a schoolmate asked me
Can We Play Ragnarok Online?

Think about it "Can we play Ragnarok, ONLINE?"
lol..

[frozepls]

some random says: i`ll grimtooth you to death! *EDP then enchant poisoned and spams grimtooth on me*

i pneuma`d and after some 10 grimtooths more... he went sb... too bad i`m on ED..

then he unequiped weapon, then attack me with high aspd normal ataks... too bad i tagged GR and bladestop`d him... and EF he died....

and he wlked away from sight and went saying... "hehehehe"

[orix1357]

That isn't stupid imo.

[ZellDincht1226]

My personal favorite which happens often on the server I play ---

Random Noobie - *Comes in and tries to kill me*
Me - *Kills him*
Random Noobie - "y u kil me?"

[Majinken Souga]

On my first server, at @go 13...

SinX: (wins a duel against a High Priest, then challenges a Female Ninja to a duel)

Ninja: (kills SinX with LSoI spam)

SinX: Oh, crap. I thought that was a Soul Linker. It was a Ninja...


And on my most recent server, as a Soul Linker...

Random person: Buff pls

Me: Do I look like a priest to you?

Random person: oops, sorry. I thought you were a high priest...

Me: (facepalm)

[Odeon]

Noob : Itam Zeny Pls
Noob : GM What class are you?
Me : Beggar.
Noob : PVP?