A GM I won't mention, starts his first Hide & seek event.
After an hour of seeking him, a guy with a maya purple on finds him.
Player: Lolwhut. Why were you cloaked?
GM: Ugh... we were playing hide & seek.
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Not something someone said, but...
A guy from my actual server, told a bunch of people...
Guy: I'm a GM. If you want free items, you must act as my slaves. Create a guild, and invite people. More slaves, more items for you!
5 minutes later, the main chat is looking like this:
"*Guy* is our god. If you insult him, i will kill you"- a soul linker
"BUYING SLAVES. PM ME" - a gearless LK
Me (just for the lulz): YEAH, *GUY* IS OUR GOD. PRAISE THE LORD!!
The guy logged on a different char.
