Stupid things you have heard people say about RO?

[LiteX]

In my long days of ROing, I have encountered a lot of newbies saying...well...newbish things, post here anything that fits in the category, can be either IRL or in-game, just avoid quoting others to avoid flame wars

Some of theme are:
"I'm a priest, so therefore i get holy damage reduction"-Random HP in PvP (FokRO-doubt anyone heard of this obscure server)
"I'm a high priest, I need more exp than snipers"-(See the hall of shame section)
"Angeling is a MvP"-Some Knight on bRO Loki
"Low Rates are for noobs"-Some Assasin Cross on a HR server, can't remember which, qRO I think
"Soul Linker sucks"-Some guy in qRO HR
"High Wizards don't need a buff, they are already overpowered!"-A SinX player on FokRO
-Not really something that someone said, but I'l say it anyway, while I was still playing HRs, i had a mage 255 joke character, for the lolz is just walked into PvP, then some random stalker decided to attack me, I killed him, for the notice, It was a Non-Donator 255 Mage against a Donator 255 Stalker (IIRC Non-Donor customs gave ~+25 Allstat while donors gave ~+35 Allstat), what amazed me was these 2 facts:
1) His double strafe really did not do much damage at all (Possibly using normal arrow while i used DV)
2) He was easly frozen by Frost Driver

And heck, Kiel Card wasn't even implemented at that time.

So..moar plz?

[LemonCrosswalk]

It's a fun game.

[Descent]

It's a fun game.

ROFL. I love you.

Hmmmm, stupid things I've heard on RO...

"nooooob use edp noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob" - Sin X from the guild "PinoyGuild" on FaithRO. Mind you...this guy was an EDP Sonic Blow nubcake.

"lord knights cant reduce magic lulz datz y dey nid gtb" - High Wizard on FaithRO
"wtf nooooooooooooooob u r rported 4 hacking" - same High Wizard on Faith after my 95 MDEF LK smoked him.

"I play hrs cuz of da challenge" - some kid on EShadowRO

"You can parry an Asura Strike??" - a champion on HighwindRO
"What do you think I was doing for the past minute in there...?" - Infii, an LK on HighwindRO

"sg is a useless class cuz they cant do any dmg thats why i prefer sinx or champ" - Some punk on FaithRO...shortly after he said that, our two SGs in Desolate both hit him for five-digit damage.

And finally, this is one of my absolute favourites.

"GTB is completely unfair. It takes multiple classes and makes them completely useless. I propose that GTB either gets an MDEF nerf or is completely removed from the server. I am sick and tired of going into PVP or Clock Tower 01, and getting rocked by GTB users. I'm not the only person upset about this. GTB is game-breaking and I strongly feel it should either be nerfed...or removed." - Tarnesh, FaithRO's "Best High Wizard"

"What are you smoking? The only reason you cry about it constantly is because you're too stupid to a) bring a Stalker with you, or b) just use a Tao card, it has strip instead of HP post-wipe. There's also ways to get around it without using EITHER of those, but I guess I won't tell 'FaithRO's Best High Wizard', since you seem to know it all anyway. For somebody who thinks so highly of himself, you really are the world's biggest whiner." - Balthazar, FaithRO's ACTUAL Best High Wizard.

[horo]

"high rate/level servers aren't unbalanced"
"not if you're actually skilled at playing -insert class here, but probably sinx-, then you do -retarded thing that only works vs other retards" - everyone that hasn't played official servers 
"sniper aren't the worst class pvp/woe class in the game"

[Relics]

"How are you sonic blowing with a dagger?"

"Use elemental fists to hit ghostring harder"

"I use brocca for spiral pierce cause it bypasses defense"

"Max int for mdef"

"Wan a bf/husband in english educated.. on often."

[Cielte]

"gm y i ban?? ??"


Damn emotes.

[Orange]

"You only won because you used pressure"
"lol sacrifice noob"
"lol SC sucks*after dying to SC"
"you only won because you used *insert thing used to kill someone*

 :/

[Raistlin]

"Guys, I just dropped some demonstrations at the door of the second room. Head back to the emp.

-one paladin enters, dies to mob of 4 SinXes

SinX1: "omg wtf Raist some1 broke my jur"

SinX2:"m2!"

SinX1:"Wut is this s***?"

SinX3:"fix plz"

Me: ....

Moral of the story: People don't listen.
~~~~~
Champion: wtf why u no die?

Me: Hide clip?

[Dean Stark]

This just happened 5 min ago on Phase on the #main channel:

Player A: Where do I lvl a 64 Clown?
Player B: No.

[LemonCrosswalk]

I think the stupidest thing I have heard was something a GM said.

"I've seen powerful dagger hunters before"

[horo]

I think the stupidest thing I have heard was something a GM said.

"I've seen powerful dagger hunters before"

He might just be remembering 2002 when autoblitz worked without bow! I remember killing BK for my first level 99 in 2003's iro with a grimtooth and 10 priests for support 

[LemonCrosswalk]

I think the stupidest thing I have heard was something a GM said.

"I've seen powerful dagger hunters before"

He might just be remembering 2002 when autoblitz worked without bow! I remember killing BK for my first level 99 in 2003's iro with a grimtooth and 10 priests for support 

Nope. She was the GM's girlfriend and was a dumba$$

[Irrelevant]

"game me without [gear] and i kill you noob"; my personal favorite.

[A92FL0163]

"plis remove backslide n snap becuz it helpz runners and take the fun of the game, also take out full strip cuz stalkers r annoying"

[LiteX]

"game me without [gear] and i kill you noob"; my personal favorite.

Happens to a lot of people, some wizzie started swearing at me because I was using a Saphien's Armor of Ocean with Marc, instead of smarting up, he continued SGing me.